Walmart Survivor Series
A year-round saga of retail chaos and customer shenanigans
All Episodes Winter Spring Summer Fall Holiday Season
Welcome to the Retail Jungle
Follow the adventures of Walmart employees as they navigate the treacherous landscape of retail through every holiday and season. From New Year's resolutions to Christmas Eve panic, witness the fascinating ecosystem of customer archetypes that emerge throughout the year.
Each episode profiles the three most distinctive customer types you'll encounter during different retail seasons. Consider this your field guide to the wild world of Walmart shopping.
All Episodes
Winter/Spring Season
The New Year's Eve Cleanup & Resolution Regrets
The post-celebration madness and early resolution shoppers descend on Walmart.
Valentine's Day, Last-Minute Roses, and Customer Breakups
Love is in the air, but so is panic as last-minute romantics search for gifts.
St. Patrick's Day – Shamrocks, Shenanigans, and Drunken Customers
Green-clad revelers and lucky charm seekers invade the aisles.
The Great Easter Egg Hunt… in the Clearance Section
Basket-wielding parents and candy hunters searching for Easter treasures.
Summer Season
Cinco de Mayo – When Customers Try to Speak Spanish at Checkout
Cultural enthusiasts and party shoppers prepare for their festive celebrations.
The Mother's Day Scramble – Candles, Cards, and Poor Choices
Forgetful children and spouses rush to find last-minute gifts for mom.
Fourth of July – Fireworks, Beer Runs, and Parking Lot Brawls
Patriotic shoppers and party planners prepare for Independence Day celebrations.
Fall & Holiday Season
Back to School – Supply Lists and Entitled Parents
Witness the annual migration of parents and children hunting for the perfect school supplies.
Halloween – Last-Minute Costumes and Candy Connoisseurs
The desperate costume hunters and candy calculators preparing for trick-or-treaters.
Black Friday – The Retail Hunger Games
Watch the extreme shoppers battle for deals in the ultimate retail competition.
Christmas Eve – When It's Too Late to Be a Good Shopper
The frantic last-minute shoppers desperately searching for that perfect gift.
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